If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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