too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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