How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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