its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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