She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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