At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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