It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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