How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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