we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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