Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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