Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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