He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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