So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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