That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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