I'm eating all of the evidence.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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