the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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