Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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