She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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