My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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