It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
The air taste purple.
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