dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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