the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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