I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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