yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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