i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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