Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Apparently you make a good broom.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had to cum in my sink.
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