Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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