At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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