he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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