They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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