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She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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