3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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