He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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