sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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