just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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