all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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