you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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