So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
