Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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