i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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