What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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