so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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