i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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