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(810): View more from Michigan

i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!

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(657): View more from California

You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl

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(703): View more from Virginia

tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?

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(917): View more from New York City

hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.

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(512): View more from Texas

He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear

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(406): View more from Montana

Because you touch yourself at night.

(701): View more from North Dakota

...What time of day am I supposed to do it?

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(708): View more from Illinois

"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"

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