Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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