we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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