No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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