Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
