I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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