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I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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