frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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