Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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