3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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