what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Shame is for Republicans.
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