Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can I color on your dick again?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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