He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
two words...techno handjob
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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