May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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