hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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