I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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