well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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